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Welcome to the life and times of everyone's favorite Phoenixian!
Index
- I have a secret.
- I do what?
- Pooped & Peeved
- Sin City
- Wake up call
- Another secret!!!º!
- Beautiful
- Any Other Way
- I'm too tired to post
- I work construction
- Late people suck!
- Who am I talking about?
- Too tired to post
- Straight from L.A.
- Weekend
- The Village
- List of movies I've seen this year:
- Third Eye Blind
- Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
- Another Blogger made me think. Dammit! : )
- Why you shouldn't date me...
- I got attacked by unicorns
- Today, my friend told me that he's a...
- That's right: Kids' names!
- Have I told you I love cheese?
- Short day.
- HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- There's an 80 percent chance it might rain!
- So, sue me...
- Bellis told us! ...and alien dreams
- Grrrrrrr! The great thing about being single.
- Now that I've had time to think about it...
- What time is it?: Poop thirty
- What the heck is he saying?
- A bum on the street told me she was a dog.
- LAY-ZERS!!!1! WARNING!!!L!
- WANTED: Girlfriend or Cook
- The sorrow of Marie-de-la-Mer...
- Star Wars: Return of the Dratchi
- HELP! (not really THAT urgent really)
- There is a bug
- It started like any other...
- It's another soup day
- Alternate reality - check!
- To quote the band Blur:
- What if?
- I worked 12 hours today!!!
- I was abducted by aliens yesterday
- Unofficial Buck Rogers Day!
- I have this gift
- I love this song
- This is the day to make-out!
- Time, time, time...
- . . .
- No one is riding this horse
- I died yesterday
- Fallen
- Demolition Man
- Demolition Man II: 2 Demolitious 2 Flooded
- A poem for the masses
- Like son, like father?
- Drr-DUR!!!
- Making babies!
- I'm done with this.
- Today I found out I'm fat...
- Who would win in a fight?
- OB1 & the Girl w/a Pearl Earring do America!
- I love Sin
- What if you stopped smiling?
- Gays of our Lives
- REVENGE is sweet!
- My best friend in the whole wide world:
- Oh, the life of a water-filled 2 liter pop bottle...
- I found a dead bird...
- Just so you know:
- Today my fortune cookie said:
- Eighty-eight lines about forty-four women
- ???
- Can I get a "WOO-HOO!!!" ?
- Saint Patrick's Day?
- Yep. I'm tired.
- Is there anything better than pasta?
- Battlestar Gals!
- If I had a million dollars
- Zombie Day
- m0ving makes one crazy
- eye4got
- I HATE MY HOUSE
- Still smells
- Last day at 29
- As years go by...
- Crazier Than Crop Circles
- It's become cliche'd, people.
- It will never be remembered
- I killed a ladybug today
- I am reading
- Good news!
- House of Wackx
- I've been doing a lot of thinking
- Prace
- Very tired now
- Pick It Apart - Vol. I
- I wanna be the Human Torch...
- And they're off!
- I've been doing a lot of chicken kicking
- Wouldja if you could?
- You might think I love everything
- I find that hard to believe
- Best alien ever?
- I know many of you will be disappointed, but...
- I hate Matthew MukkonnaHEY!! (I spell not good)
- What would Hollywood be like today...
- Pick it apart. Vol. II
- Vin and twin
- I bet you didn't know I have a "list"
- Never tell a girl anything...
- Confessions of a blogerous mind.
- A picture tells a thousand words
- Spending quality time with my bed
- Nailed again
- Drunk On Clever
- Still Hauer
- I have nothing to say about it, actually
- To tie in to the last exerpt
- Just to be clear about order
- I saw the movie Red Eye
- More
- Fuck rent!
- I know you really care
- Yesterday I was told something
- leagues down
- Aliens anally probe
- OMIGOD! I could eat this!!!
- I HATE BUSH!!!1!
- Wierdest conversations at work
- I'm all about imagery
- If everybody "knows"...
- For randombest85
- Do you like to yap?
- I think it is the obvious choice...
- I am a...
- What do you know about god...
- Why is it so important to others...
- It should be said
- No thoughts
- Clam chowder
- I'm not like other boys
- Good movie
- Am currently reading
- More on Hauer
- Just in time for the full moon
- Anyone ever hear of GRATITUDE!?!
- I had a good day yesterday!
- More from Chapter 8 of Drunk On Clever
- Las Vegas is for lovers
- Garden of the Gods
- In memory of Bush...
- Sadder nor angrier than I
- This life is not about choices
- If I had a tumbler...
- I know you all know this
- My friend Slob-Slob-Slobe... fortune cookie
- I don't know...
- Saw a lot of old friends last night
- It's a fact!
- There is no truth
- Just suppress it all, like I do.
- R.I.P.
- I just ruined a good pot...
- "Noir to it's very bones."
- Not a huge Woody Allen fan
- The best advice I could give.
- Vodka mixes with anything.
- Just outside my house just now
- I'm broken
- My ear aches.
- Confessions of a Blogerous Mind, vol. II
- The BEST pot
- I often wish to be a ghost
- National EAT ALL Day!
- Can I just say one thing?
- 23-20
- ACHTUNG!: Important
- Bastion. Call. My. Name.
- Size is an issue.
- It's the Tannenbaum!
- To quote Butterfly Boucher. ...twice.
- The Onion at it's best
- I have nothing interesting to say
- People are going to freak.
- AC man and the Landlord are coming by tomorrow.
- Everyone can do amazing things.
- Prove me wrong.
- New poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
- Your life? ...or mine?
- 13 hour day haiku
- Oh the humanity!
- When there is nothing left to show
- And the sleep
- Being
- The cactuses, they raised me...
- Happy Winter Solstice!
- Merry Christmas, Christians!
- The best Christmas gift ever!
- Am currently reading, vol. II
- simply adorable
- Hey! Here's A Girl With A Pearl Earring!
- (another exerpt from Drunk On Clever)
- TomKat
- Pizza: Independent movies rock!
- This is just wrong!
- Amhrán na nÓg
- Reply if you think I'm dead
- So, here's the FEAST trailer
- Wot R U doin 4 V-Day?
- Thought Of The Day
- Desconisty
- Like McAdams loves Gosling! (Huge confession)
- Guess who I'm listening to...
- Emotions are emotions
- Another exerpt. I'm almost done with my book!
- Little known fact:
- My biggest problem
- Sorry. You gotta figure it out yourself.
- I'm 31.
- With a click
- Why are you God?
- Which reminds me...
- Interpretations...
- I've failed miserably
- I Want To Make You Smile
- Drunk On Clever excerpt from Chapter 6 - Nothing Hallow
- Echorang or the North American ape
- I Just Fought A Rattlesnake!
- Kissing Miss Pierce - another excerpt from my novel
- When you feel you're getting old...
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